The way you feel when you wake up feeling anything but refreshed (under a pink mosquito net, under a high velocity ceiling fan).
Sloth caused by 95 degree days, un-airconditioned grocery stores, and poorly behaved Indian children.
Bad attitude caused by any of the following conditions:
-school without recess and kids who don't mind their own business (Violet's words)
-no end to sexual repression and gender discrimination (my words)
-fat men in speedos who try to foil your efforts to get in the pool because you haven't showered and aren't wearing a proper swim cap, (but really it's because you are wearing an immodest one-piece bathing suit that reveals your upper thighs and actually know how to swim) (my words again!)
-trying to find a ride home because the trains have been burned because of political unrest
-trying to procure a Kingfisher beer on a Friday night but good luck because either the restaurant you are in doesn't have a liquor license or there is a city-wide alcohol drought ALL WEEKEND LONG because of political unrest.
-your coconut walla is trying to not charge you 12 Rps. for a coconut, when you know damn well that the going rate is 10 Rps, because that's what you've been paying him all along.
Luckily for us...Tea fights lassitude!
Sloth caused by 95 degree days, un-airconditioned grocery stores, and poorly behaved Indian children.
Bad attitude caused by any of the following conditions:
-school without recess and kids who don't mind their own business (Violet's words)
-no end to sexual repression and gender discrimination (my words)
-fat men in speedos who try to foil your efforts to get in the pool because you haven't showered and aren't wearing a proper swim cap, (but really it's because you are wearing an immodest one-piece bathing suit that reveals your upper thighs and actually know how to swim) (my words again!)
-trying to find a ride home because the trains have been burned because of political unrest
-trying to procure a Kingfisher beer on a Friday night but good luck because either the restaurant you are in doesn't have a liquor license or there is a city-wide alcohol drought ALL WEEKEND LONG because of political unrest.
-your coconut walla is trying to not charge you 12 Rps. for a coconut, when you know damn well that the going rate is 10 Rps, because that's what you've been paying him all along.
Luckily for us...Tea fights lassitude!
